it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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