My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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