how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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