Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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