so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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