I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It's blow job season.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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