I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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