Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?