Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?