It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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