I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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