god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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