My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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