come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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