Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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