If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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