We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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