Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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