I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
