Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
