I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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