So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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