So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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