its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Found your dick twin last night
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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