I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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