You're completely useless in the revolution.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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