Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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