I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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