talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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