Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
people are starting to question the shark bite story
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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