i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
