What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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