Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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