who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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