it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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