That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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