I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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