Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
