Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize