I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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