I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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