called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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