I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
