susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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