she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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