I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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