Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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