He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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