the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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