i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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