Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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