windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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