used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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