Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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