Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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