fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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