he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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